Ahh, it's a beautiful thing when a daughter and father can enjoy each other's company... just like Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan as they are basking under the hot L.A. sun together. I'm sure they spent some time chatting about life as Hulk instilled upon his young daughter much of the knowledge he has gained throughout his life experiences. Then, just as Brooke really was warming up emotionally to what her father had to say, he just felt the father-daughter love in the air and became overwhelmed with the sudden need to apply sun-tan lotion to his daughter's crotch and legs. Ahh, now that's a loving dad. Nothing quite like a big crazy wrestler guy rubbing down his attractive blonde daughter in a bikini. Ain't nothing wrong with that!

That's just how they do it in the Hogan family... and on certain holidays, they all throw on their bikinis (Hulk puts on a Borat-style "man-kini" thong) and all the Hogans oil themselves up, jump in a pit and WRASTLE! Ahh, family love. There's nothing quite like that bond you form with your daughter when your two muscley over-tanned bodies are up close against each other, right Hulk? Yep! That's not creepy at all. Nope, not one bit. And no, it doesn't flirt with incest like a modern-day version of an ancient Greek tragedy... nope, not at all! Keep doin' what you're doin', Hulky!

Hulk Hogan Likes to Rub His Daughter Down with Lotion!?
Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:18:20 GMT